God 2.0
It was a mild February afternoon and I was walking in a park near my home. When I go for walks, I try to do vocal exercises. I sing in a church choir and need to do vocalizing to keep my voice in shape. Sometimes I will sing a hymn instead. Today I chose a hymn, sung lightly of course. So out came, “my soul rejoices in God my savior.” I thought I was alone but then I heard a man’s voice: Do you really believe this stuff ? I looked around but did not see anyone nearby. But as I stared at the empty space where the voice came from, a figure of a man began to appear as if from out of a fog. Me: Who the Hell are you? Him: Let me introduce myself, I’m the Lord God. Me: You? Him: Yes. Me: What are you doing here? Him: I thought it was time to see my peeps. I thought we needed to start a new era of revelations. I means really, the Garden of Eden? Original Sin? And a Savior crucified? It is all nonsense (except the crucifixion part, the Romans considere